Funky Trunks You Messer Men's Classic Trunks

Funky Trunks You Messer Men's Classic TrunksOur new innovation in swimwear has flipped the care instructions upside down by requiring you to keep them dirty at all times. Smearing garden soil, food scraps, and sweaty grime after your workout all adds to the healthy ecosystem living on your fabric to help it live a long and prosperous life. Our innovation has yet to receive approval from health authorities or even our own mothers, but we are confident our new technology heralds a new future

Our new innovation in swimwear has flipped the care instructions upside down by requiring you to keep them dirty at all times. Smearing garden soil, food scraps, and sweaty grime after your workout all adds to the healthy ecosystem living on your fabric to help it live a long and prosperous life. Our innovation has yet to receive approval from health authorities or even our own mothers, but we are confident our new technology heralds a new future where your garments live alongside you. This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.

Cruise through the water in total comfort and support with my 16.5cm sides and stitched front pouch for added room and double lining for support. I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs. I’m not boasting but I am a fine specimen that is exceptionally well made for durability and comfort. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.